Gifts that single men will appreciate
If you don’t know what gift to buy a single guy for his birthday or Christmas, we’ve curated a few that they may like.
Some of them are practical, others are funny, while the rest are just plain weird. Whatever you choose, we’re sure that single man in your life will appreciate it.
World Craft Beer Case of Mixed Globetrotting Ale, Lager & IPAs Gift Set with Glass (15 Pack)
Enjoy craft ales, lagers and IPAs from around the world while you and your other single mates chat about girls and figure out how you will find your next girlfriend.
LE CREUSET 3-in-one corkscrew, bottle opener and foil cutter
With all those beers for you and your mates will be drinking, you’ll need a bottle opener. This 3-in-1 corkscrew, bottle opener and foil cutter will come in handy if you end up drinking wine with some lady friends.
Mighty Mug Pint Glass
After having a few pints to drown your sorrows about being single, you’ll get a bit tipsy and the inevitable will happen; spilling a drink on yourself or someone else.
This pint glass uses Smartgrip technology that prevents it from being knocked over but is easy to pick up, making it the ideal beer vessel for a night in with the boys.
Giant Beer Glass
If the Mighty Mug Pint Glass above isn’t big enough, get this giant beer glass instead that holds 2.5 pints. It will not only save you from having to get up to refill but also your seat from being stolen by one of your mates.
Subcold Classic4 Mini Fridge Cooler and Warmer
Get this mini fridge for your living room so you don’t have to run to the kitchen to fetch your mates a beer every five minutes.
It also keeps food hot so you can enjoy baked goods at the right temperature while binge watching your favourite TV shows in your room without having to get out of bed.
Russell Hobbs Bottle and Drinks Cooler
If the Subcold mini fridge is too small for your needs, get this bottle and drinks cooler by Russell Hobbs which can hold up to 8 bottles. Great to have in your room if you want to drink in bed while thinking about your ex and listening to love songs all day.
Beer Making Kit
If you want to take your mind off of being single, try brewing your own IPA with this beer making kit. It contains a 5-litre keg and all the ingredients required to make your own alcohol. After 7 days, you can get drunk on your produce and send inappropriate texts to all of your exes.
You need to munch on snacks whenever you’re drinking beer and one of the UK’s favourite is Scampi Fries, small pillow-shaped crisps with scampi and lemon flavouring. They also make great comfort food when you’re feeling single and lonely.
Biltong Making Kit
If you’re not a huge fan of crisps, you can accompany your beer with some biltong that you can make yourself in two hours with this kit. It comes with all the seasoning required to make the popular South African savoury snack; you just need an oven and a fridge and you’re good to go.
Lazy Man Frying Pan
When you’re sick of eating snacks and need some proper sustenance, cook up a hearty English breakfast using this frying pan made for men. It has five compartments so you can fry each element of the breakfast separately without having to use more pots and pans, saving time on washing up later.
If you prefer to cook outside like a caveman, this portable BBQ disguised as a toolbox will do the trick. Unfold the toolbox and it will reveal the main grill, a warming tray and a storage box to keep all your cooking utensils in.
Makes for a great cooking gadget when camping in the wilderness with your mates.
Air Wick V.I.Poo Pre-Poo Toilet Spray
Having eaten those snacks, meat, and greasy food, it all needs to come out somewhere. Before you empty your bowel, use this spray in your toilet to trap all the nasty odours emitted by your droppings so your bathroom isn’t left smelling like a sewer.
52 Things to Do While You Poo
Now that you’ve prepared your toilet for war, you can relax while you make space for more food and entertain yourself with this book that gives you 52 things to do while you poo, including activities and learning interesting facts.
Neutralise any toxic smells that the toilet spray couldn’t trap with this fart extinguisher. We recommend carrying this around with you wherever you go to destroy any evidence of your farts and being accused of a crime you did commit.
Echo Dot 3rd Generation
With your stomach full and bowel empty, you can return to your bed and think about all the girls you’ve ever loved, what went wrong in those relationships and how you will find the love of your life.
While in bed, you can organise your life and be entertained with the Echo Dot by Amazon. You can tell it to play sad love songs, read you a romantic audiobook, answer questions about girls and dating, call your friends for relationship advice, keep you up-to-date with news and weather, control lights in the house, and a bunch of other stuff.
Eufy RoboVac 11S
While you mope in your bed, let the Eufy robotic vacuum cleaner clean your floor and carpets.
It has infrared sensors and drop-sensing technology to prevent it from bumping into things and dropping down your stairs.
When it starts running low on power, it will automatically return to its charging base so you never have to get out of bed to check if it’s still doing its job or not.
Blink XT2 Smart Security Camera
Keep an eye on what’s going on in and around your house on your mobile phone or tablet while you’re in bed with this smart security camera.
It features 2-way audio so you can tell visitors to bugger off if you’re not in the mood for company, a live feed from the camera, alerts you when it detects any movement and cloud storage of clips recorded from the camera for a year.
DJI Mavic Mini
The Blink XT2 smart security camera allows you to see what’s going on around your house while you’re moping in bed but what about your neighbourhood and the rest of your town? That’s where the DJI Mavic Mini portable folding drone comes in.
It has a 12MP camera that can shoot 2.7K Quad HD video so you can be nosy and check what your neighbours and friends are doing. Just don’t use it to spy on any of your exes!
You can also use the drone to pick up a couple of things from your local shop without leaving your bed.
Masturbation vs. You – 42 awesome tips for You to not do it too much
Now that you have everything you need in bed, you may be tempted to have some proper alone time with your hand. However, as we all know, masturbating will make you go blind. And it also dehydrates the body.
To help save your eyesight and body, we recommend getting this book that gives you tips on how to masturbate less, awarding you with more time to do more productive things.
Images You Should Not Masturbate To
To test if the advice and tips provided in the ‘Masturbation vs You’ book mentioned above really works, we also recommend getting this book filled with images that you shouldn’t masturbate to, including a man standing in the woods wearing just a pair of Y-fronts and a mask, a horse’s massive nostrils and a cow’s udder and teats.
We know, very challenging!
Hydraulic Robot Arm
If the urge to masturbate is too overwhelming after viewing the images in the book above and you need a release, you can “entertain” yourself with this hydraulic robot arm that has a pincer.
Powered using only water, it can move in all directions to provide the flexibility that’s required when handling something very sensitive.
After Sex Tissues
After having sexual relations with the robotic arm, use these tissues to clean up your post-coital mess.
100 Games Bucket List Scratch Off Poster
Once you’ve relieved yourself, occupy your time playing video games. This scratch poster suggests the 100 of the best games you should play. When you’ve completed one, scratch of its box to track your progress and find another one to play.
This should fill all your free time until you find your next girlfriend!
The Nintendo Switch is a great video games console that you can play anywhere, whether you’re at home or outdoors. Connect it to a TV and play games on a big screen or use it as a hand-held console.
This makes it an ideal gift for single men who just want to lie in bed all day helping Link to save Hyrule in one of the best games for the console.
Razer Huntsman Elite Gaming Keyboard
If you’re more of a PC gamer, you’ll appreciate this mechanical gaming keyboard from Razer. It uses optical actuation so you get more keypresses per second, making it great for games that require a lot of finger spamming. And because it uses optical technology, there is less physical contact, giving it a life span of up to 100 million keystrokes.
Razer Viper Optical Gaming Mouse
This optical gaming mouse by the same company is the perfect companion for the keyboard above. It features a click response time of 0.2 milliseconds and 99.4% tracking accuracy thanks to its 5G optical sensor, making it great for high-octane games.
100 Movies Bucket List Poster
If you get bored of killing noobs in online shooting games, give your fingers a rest and relax with a few movies.
This scratch poster features 100 must-watch movies, including classics such as Back to the Future, The Departed, Stand By Me and Airplane!
Netflix Gift Card
With thousands of movies and TV shows to watch on Netflix, we’re sure you’ll find some decent romantic titles to cry over while thinking about all the great times you’ve had with exes.
Amazon UK eGift Voucher
Amazon UK’s eGift vouchers come in values ranging from £1 to £1,000, which can be redeemed against millions of products in the online store, including Amazon Prime, which offers free one-day delivery on select products and access to movies, TV shows, books and music.
A great gift to give a single guy who could use it to spend all day watching movies on Amazon Prime and ordering stuff without getting out of bed.
Philips 55-Inch 4K Ultra HD Android Smart TV
Watch sad romantic movies on this gigantic 55-inch smart TV from Philips, which offers an amazing audio and visual immersive experience thanks to 4K Ultra HD display and 3-sided Ambilight. It’s so immersive that it will make you think the girl in the movie is breaking up with you!
The TV also features voice control through Alexa-enabled devices so you can make that heart-breaker disappear without having to lift a finger.
THE COMFY Wearable Blanket
Everyone hates having to get out of a warm and cosy bed to go to the toilet or fetch a snack from the kitchen.
Bring the warmth with you when you leave your bed with this wearable blanket. It has a hood to protect your head from draughts and pockets so you can stuff them with junk food to eat back in your room.
It’s so warm that you’ll want to keep it on in bed and ditch your duvet.
Ring For Tea Bell
If you’re too comfortable or lazy to get out of bed for food and drink, get this bell which you can ring for room service. Hopefully (but unlikely), one of your housemates or family members will bring you a cup of tea or anything your stomach desires.
Gentlemen’s Ball Scratcher
Men will know that there’s nothing better than giving your balls a good old scratch while chilling in bed and watching a movie. However, you don’t want to be putting your hands down your pants and then handling food which you’ll then shove into your mouth.
The solution to this is the gentleman’s ball scratcher, which is basically a hand on a stick. With this ingenious tool, you can keep it down your pants to scratch your privates while leaving your real hands free to grab snacks without having to wash them every 5 minutes.
Old Age Emergency Plastic Pants
These emergency plastic pants were designed for the elderly who can’t control their bowels or bladders but they are also practical for those who refuse to get out of bed for anything – even to use the toilet.
Just put these on and you can answer nature’s calls without moving a muscle…except your sphincter muscle. Once you’ve finished your business, you can dispose of them once you’re good and ready to leave your bed.
The Very Hungover Caterpillar
After downing all those beers earlier, you’ll inevitable become hungover, which is almost impossible to shake off without sleep.
Find out how to survive this incurable illness with this book that follows a man who tries to recover from his hangover by eating whatever he could find.
Hangover Cocktail Recipe Glass
This glass has seven easy-to-follow cocktail recipes that will help cure your hangover. Recipes include Bloody Mary, Hair of the Dog, and Prairie Oyster.
An essential gift for anyone who loves a drink but always suffers the consequences of drinking too much.
thisworks Deep Sleep Pillow Spray
If the fear of being single for the rest of your life or thoughts about your ex keeps you up every night, try this pillow spray that contains lavender, vetivert, and camomile to help calm your mind and help you forget your relationship woes so you can get a good night’s sleep.
As soon as you wake up from the best sleep you’ve ever had in your life, prepare a cup of tea or coffee from the comfort of your bed with this smart kettle.
It connects to your mobile using Wi-Fi and can be controlled with the Smarter app so hot water is ready for you to make your favourite hot beverage as soon as you step into the kitchen.
The kettle can also be connected to Google Assistant, Alexa and Siri so you can boil the kettle with a voice command.
The Dating Playbook For Men: A Proven 7 Step System To Go From Single To The Woman Of Your Dreams
After a good night’s sleep and a refreshing cup of tea, you’ll come to the realisation that locking yourself in your bedroom and feeling sorry for yourself won’t get you a girlfriend and decide you need to do something about your dire situation.
To help you find your perfect woman, this book provides dating advice that teaches you how to change your mindset and improve your social interactions so you become irresistible to them.
When you finish this book and implement its advice, you’ll have to get restraining orders on most of the women chasing you so they can’t stalk you again.
How Not to Be a Dick: An Everyday Etiquette Guide
Having locked yourself in your room for so long feeling depressed about being single, you’ve probably forgotten how to interact with people without being rude to them.
This self-help book will get you back to your normal civilised self, teaching you how to act in various social situations.
Reading this and the dating playbook for men, you’ll have pleasant dates that won’t result in you scaring them off by saying or doing something stupid.
Why Steve Was Late: 101 Exceptional Excuses for Terrible Timekeeping
When you spend a long period of time stuck at home, you lose track of what day it is and your ability to meet friends on time goes out the window.
But if you plan to escape your single life and want to get into another relationship, you need to ensure your timekeeping is on point and not keep your dates waiting. However, things happen that make us late and are sometimes completely out of control.
This book offers 101 excuses for being late, enough for pretty much any situation you find yourself in. If you are late for a date, pick an excuse that is completely believable or one that is so ridiculous that they’ll find the funny side of it and take a liking to you immediately for your sense of humour.
The Penis Book
Sex plays an important part in a relationship for some women so its best to keep your little man fit and healthy for when you meet your perfect woman.
This self-help book answers questions people want to know about the penis and offers advice on how to take care of him, such as what to eat, exercises and avoiding sexually transmitted diseases.
After reading it, you should be able to satisfy any woman in the bedroom.
Ring Fit Adventure for Nintendo Switch
Now that you’ve prepared mentally for dating, your body needs to look its best to increase your chances of finding and keeping that perfect match.
If you hate doing exercise or haven’t done it in a while, you can ease into it with the Ring Fit Adventure, a fitness video game and accessory for the Nintendo Switch.
The pack contains the Ring-Con and Leg-Strap which fasten to your body to detect your movements and controls your character in the game, where the aim is to defeat enemies and work your way through levels.
With various exercises and modes to complete, you’ll become addicted to the game and enjoy working out.
If you want to take your exercise more seriously, this fitness bike will allow you to work on your cardio and get in shape at home. With eight resistance levels, you can set it to suit your ability for that perfect workout.
The hand pulse sensors on the handlebars track time spent on the bike, distance, speed, pulse, and estimated calories burned, which are displayed on the LCD screen.
It’s also foldable, allowing it to be stored away when not in use.
Fitbit Charge 2
You can track all your exercise activity wherever you are with the Fitbit Charge 2 activity tracker.
The device can automatically detect certain types of exercises, including running and cycling, as well as your heart rate, distance travelled and calories burned to see which activities you are doing the most and the areas that can be improved.
If the Fitbit is tracking rapid movements every evening while you’re in bed, you need to stop doing that.
You’ve got your body into shape, now it’s time to workout your willy. Place these mini barbells on your penis and use your muscles to lift it up. Regular lifting will build up its strength and stamina in preparation for when it’s time to introduce him to your dream woman.
Philips Air Fryer
To maintain that sexy body of yours, you not only have to exercise regularly but eat healthy too. This can be a challenge if you’ve survived on junk food your whole life.
The Philips Air Fryer can make it easier as it uses 80% less fat compared to traditional deep fat fryers, allowing you to eat your favourite foods while consuming less calories.
Breville Blend Active
After cooking healthy-ish food with the air fryer, wash it all down with even healthier fruit smoothies and juices using this blender by Breville. It has a power motor to blend ice cubes and frozen fruit that will ensure your drinks are lump-free and has one button for easy operation.
Zennutt Beard Care & Grooming Kit
You’ve taken care of your mind and body. Now it’s time to make your face look super sexy to attract all the ladies.
If you have and love your beard, try out this grooming kit which includes scissors, brush and comb, beard balm and oil made with natural ingredients, and beard conditioner to leave it looking and feeling great.
Philips Series 9000 Wet and Dry Shaver
If you prefer to be clean-shaven or can’t grow proper facial hair, keep your face smooth and hair-free with this Philips wet and dry shaver.
It uses its precision blade system and 8-directional heads to provide and a close and comfortable shave, whether you shave wet or dry, thanks to its 100% waterproof Aquatec technology.
It comes with a base that not only charges the shaver but also cleans, lubricates, and dries it for effortless maintenance.
ManCave Survival Gift Set
Having great skin and hair will make a man feel more confident, which definitely helps when trying to win a lady’s heart.
This grooming gift set can provide that confidence boost that is required when dating. It includes shower, skincare and hair products made from naturally derived ingredients that will leave you feeling fresh and prepare you for whatever happens on a date.
Gentleman’s Willy Care Kit
You have to prepare for the eventuality that your dates go well and she wants to come back to your place or vice versa. If that happens, the little guy downstairs has to be looking his best. That’s where the willy care kit comes in.
It includes styling scissors to give your best friend the best haircut he’s ever had, a fluffing brush to ensure a single hair isn’t out of place, a bracelet to add touch of class, a mirror to check perfect he looks and a presentation case to keep everything in.
Once your date sees how handsome your willy is, she would be happy to spend many nights with you both.
Philips Sonicare DiamondClean Electric Toothbrush
There’s nothing more distracting and unattractive than talking to someone who has food stuck between their teeth.
Make sure you don’t turn-off your date with your food-covered gnashers by getting yourself this electric toothbrush from Philips.
Its densely packed bristles combined with sonic technology to pulse water between teeth removes stains and up to 10x more plaque than manual toothbrushes.
It also has 5 modes for different brush needs, including deep cleaning, those with sensitive gums and removing surface stains.
100 Dates Bucket List Scratch Poster
You’ve cleaned yourself up so now it’s time to think of places you can take a date that she will enjoy and remember.
If you’re struggling for ideas, get this poster that suggests 100 things to do and places to go, including a cheese tasting class, getting a couple’s massage and attending a ghost tour.
Warning Choking Hazard T-shirt
Once you’ve decided where you are going to take your date, you need to carefully pick out what you’re going to wear. After all, first impressions count.
If you’re going on a first date, we recommend wearing this T-shirt which suggests that your willy is so big that it’s a choking hazard. When she sees your T-shirt, she may want to skip the date and go straight back to your place.
If your date has mentioned that she likes guys with facial hair but you have just shaved or are unable to grow facial hair, these emergency moustaches will save the day.
The pack contains six moustaches in several different colours and styles that will drive women crazy – in a good way. They look totally realistic and she will never know you glued fake hair to your upper lip.
Below The Belt Grooming Instant Clean Balls
This quick-drying spray for your balls will keep them smelling fresh, giving you the confidence you need on a date. We recommend keeping it on you at all times in case things get a bit whiffy downstairs.
The Best (or Worst) Cheesy Jokes
If you’re worried about running out of things to say or awkward silences on a date, get this pack of 64 cheese-themed cheesy jokes and remember a few in case conversation dries up. It will definitely make her laugh and she’ll find you unbelievably attractive.
Durex Fun Explosion Drawer
Last but not certainly not least, we recommend getting a single guy this Durex drawer with an assortment of 40 condoms.
The pack includes four types with different textures and sensations: Strawberry, Intimate Feel, Pleasure Me and Thin Feel Ultra Thin.
The box can be stored under your bed or in a bedside table for quick access and each draw is colour-coded so you can pick the right condom for the right moment.